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Aku gur gawe thread loh... :scratch: :scratch: udu gurune






:o*00: monggoo

boso londo, BELANDA apa INGGRIS ?
he.. he.. he... dua-duane aku gak iso...

endi ki..gurune...inggris.....mugo2 wedok gurune yo..

Aku belajare mengko ben semangat........

seng penting gurune ojo koyo cinta laura..

Yo gpp koyo cinta laura....eh ning btw cinta laura kuwi gambare sing koyo ngopo yo....

Yo do ndedongo gurune Inggris mengko mugo2 koyo Sandra Dewi....

heloo every body salah nulise po ora yo

kumaha damang..?
how are you today?
wie geht's?
apa kabar?
piye kabare..?
cari di google..

goede avond
gutten abend
good evening
sugeng ndalu
selamat malam

:lol: :lol:

:@X: :@X: goodmorning how are you today?

i'm fine, and you.?

BOSS DAN PELAMAR

Boss : "Nama saudara siapa?"
Pelamar : "Prawojo pak ..."
Boss : "Coba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara
!!..."
Pelamar : "Saya 2 bersaudara, adik saya masih kuliah
di Jogya..., Orang Tua saya tinggal di Surabaya...,
Kakek dan nenek dari Bapak tinggal di Solo..., Kakek
dan nenek dari Ibu tinggal di Semarang..., Paman dan
Pakde semua tinggal di Tegal..."
Boss : "Apakah saudara dapat berbahasa Inggris?"
Pelamar : "Yes .. sir .."
Boss : "Now tell me about your family in English
!!..."
Pelamar : "Sorry sir .. I don't have family in
English..., they're all living in Indonesia"

Coba pahami cari kamus dulu......

Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system:SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed ....................+1* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1* You leave the toilet seat up.............-5* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5* in the snow...............+8* but return with beer..........-5* and no liners....................-25* You check out a suspicious noise at night....... 0* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10* It's her cat.........................-40AT A PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party...... 0* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy...-2
* Named Tiffany.............-4* Tiffany is a dancer...........-6* With breast implants..............-18HER BIRTHDAY
* You take her out to dinner................ 0* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1* Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2* And it's all-you-can-eat night....-3* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team......-10A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal.........................+5* The pal is happily married............+4* Or frighteningly single...............-7* And he drives a Ferrari...............-10* With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie...............+2* You take her to a movie she likes.....+4* You take her to a movie you hate......+6* You take her to a movie you like......-2* It's called Death Cop 3...............-3* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable pot belly.............-15* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...............................+10* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.......-30* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
* She asks, "Do I look fat?"* You hesitate in responding.....-10* You reply, "Where?"............-35* Any other response.............-20COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:* You listen, displaying a concerned expression...... 0* You listen, for over 30 minutes....................+5* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..................................+100* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep....-200

Wonosingo Ngali Kidul wrote:

Coba pahami cari kamus dulu......

Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system:SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed ....................+1* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1* You leave the toilet seat up.............-5* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5* in the snow...............+8* but return with beer..........-5* and no liners....................-25* You check out a suspicious noise at night....... 0* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10* It's her cat.........................-40AT A PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party...... 0* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy...-2
* Named Tiffany.............-4* Tiffany is a dancer...........-6* With breast implants..............-18HER BIRTHDAY
* You take her out to dinner................ 0* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1* Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2* And it's all-you-can-eat night....-3* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team......-10A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal.........................+5* The pal is happily married............+4* Or frighteningly single...............-7* And he drives a Ferrari...............-10* With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie...............+2* You take her to a movie she likes.....+4* You take her to a movie you hate......+6* You take her to a movie you like......-2* It's called Death Cop 3...............-3* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable pot belly.............-15* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...............................+10* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.......-30* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
* She asks, "Do I look fat?"* You hesitate in responding.....-10* You reply, "Where?"............-35* Any other response.............-20COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:* You listen, displaying a concerned expression...... 0* You listen, for over 30 minutes....................+5* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..................................+100* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep....-200

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iki wes pelajarane mahasiswa mosok wes okehe

baru arep belajar lha kok wis di test

iwans wrote:

iki wes pelajarane mahasiswa mosok wes okehe

Yo golek kamu sik to yoo...

I'm have a PRIMBON...What do yuo want......?????????

Wonosingo Ngali Kidul wrote:

iwans wrote:

iki wes pelajarane mahasiswa mosok wes okehe

Yo golek kamu sik to yoo...

i dont speking jowo kosa kata waemung yes or no dake kok

i wont to break my dream..

english?, littel-littel ai ken

japrax wrote:

i'm fine, and you.?

kalo salah dikoreksi ya.

Doing Great!!!, Thank you
( Kabarku apik banget )

Let class begins.
( diwiwiti nggih )

This week has been being my busy week since march.
( Minggu ini jadi minggu yg sibuk sejak bulan maret )

I start this day by praying may God let me pass this day safely and no serious brain damage.
( Aku memulai hariku dengan berdoa mudah2an Allah mengijinkanku melewati hari ini dengan selamat tanpa kerusakan otak yang serius)

But keep Cheers up, tomorrow is Pay Day.
( Tapi tetap semangat dong, soalnya besok gajian)

Your turn
( gantian....)

japrax wrote:

okey,teel me what is your name.?

my name is iwan how are you today?

ai dupak yu...

Quote :

my name is iwan how are you today?

nice to meet you.. its my beautiful day..

okey quys... maybe we can study together

can you answer mu question????? hehehehehehe

(kl salah di koreksi yaaa)

i think no wat-wat to speak english now.

Pak guru kalo salah di koreksi yach!

i love you forever honey
salah ora yo arep tak sms neng cewek ki

iwans wrote:

i love you forever honey
salah ora yo arep tak sms neng cewek ki

ketoke leres kang.....